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Facebook “death wish” quandary of the day…

Would I prefer to become a fan of a gourmet cookie company or pledge to “protect the Second Amendment”? Cue Jeopardy theme…

DEATH BY CHOCOLATE IS THE ONLY WAY TO DIE, BABY.

No one should ever, for any reason, ever be allowed to carry a firearm in public. That means you, shady dude who walked down my block with what appeared to be a pistol sticking out of his pants earlier. I’m really hoping it was some kind of antique hairbrush.

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