Facebook “death wish” quandary of the day…
Would I prefer to become a fan of a gourmet cookie company or pledge to “protect the Second Amendment”? Cue Jeopardy theme…
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DEATH BY CHOCOLATE IS THE ONLY WAY TO DIE, BABY.
No one should ever, for any reason, ever be allowed to carry a firearm in public. That means you, shady dude who walked down my block with what appeared to be a pistol sticking out of his pants earlier. I’m really hoping it was some kind of antique hairbrush.