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Why did the apple cross the river? …So it could drown.

funny joke time took an unexpectedly morbid turn today. (via isabelthespy)

CLASSIC. Joke time is the best. For some reason this reminded me of a joke my friend’s father told:

A man goes out on a walk and notices a cow climbing a tree.

“Why are you climbing this tree?” asks the man.

“I wanted to eat some apples,” replies the cow.

“But,” says the man, “this is not an apple tree!”

“I know,” says the cow. “I’ve brought my own.”
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