Cr4Bdbgs, "Considering the deep-rooted American middlebrow culinary affinity for butter, sugar, salt, and fry, Paula Deen was merely the embodiment of something much more fundamental than herself. She was the Kelly Clarkson of celebrity chefs—undistinguished, unoriginal, full of empty calories, and wildly popular."

"Considering the deep-rooted American middlebrow culinary affinity for butter, sugar, salt, and fry, Paula Deen was merely the embodiment of something much more fundamental than herself. She was the Kelly Clarkson of celebrity chefs—undistinguished, unoriginal, full of empty calories, and wildly popular." »

katherinestasaph:

cureforbedbugs:

Why couldn’t the black-out have taken this piece of shit with it?

Was literally JUST about to post this. The only thing worse than a shitty fat joke is a shitty fat joke with fake plausible deniability.

Ugh, and:

Actual Paula Deen quote: “You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake.” No, Paula. No cake for you. You’ve had quite enough cake. Have some quinoa. Cake is for people who’ve done their squats.

I feel so privileged to have a disease (diabetes) that entitles me to feel self-righteously outraged about quotes like this. Just what we need — more uninformed people making “rules” about what diabetics can and cannot eat. Like the friends and acquaintances that ask me “can you eat that?” at every turn. No — when asked “no-cake or death?” I chose death. DEAL WITH IT DOT GIF.